We just got a letter from the "United States Achievement Academy", letting us know that The Kid, as a result of her high grades, has been included in the national "Who's Who Among Honor Students". And she's eligible for as much as $10,000 in scholarship money.
And if we'll just fill out the attached form, she'll be included in the national Who's Who registry.
A copy of which we can buy for only $59.95.
At which paragraph did your eyebrow go up?
This is the latest iteration of Who's Who registry scams. For only a nominal fee (A word which here means "More than you would ever pay for a book with your name in it, ever") they'll include you in this registry, and since it's such a big honor, you'll probably want to get a copy for the grandparents, and some other relateives and...well, you get the point. It's right up there with the local chamber of commerce who awards any local businesses with accolades, as long as they can afford to buy enough tables at the awards dinner. It's not quite the Spanish Prisoner, but it's up there.
Here's the part that amazes me the most. We got this from The Kid's school.
Now in fairness, it was mailed to the school in care for The Kid, and was passed along unopened. So it's very possible they don't know a thing about the organization, and just passed it along as due dilligence.
But I have to wonder how many of the exact same letters they got...and if they get a cut.
Hey, schools cost money, and a sixty-dollar book is only slightly more usurous than the fifteen-dollar bags of pasta they expect us to buy this semester.